i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
