You really coming over, don't trick.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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