But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm going to jail i love you
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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