just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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