Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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