If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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