It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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