i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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