I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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