we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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