i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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