can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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