i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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