He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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