About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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