I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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