This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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