Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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