he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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