We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I can't put those talents on a resume
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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