i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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