walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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