She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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