question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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