I must be too annoying 4 u.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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