love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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