I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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