Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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