No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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