doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
