Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Hello my rib-scented angel!
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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