I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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