Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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