I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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