Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We talked him into tasing himself.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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