But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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