I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
