Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i drank out of a bidet.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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