he wants to bone in the snuggie
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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