Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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