Whod you bang
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i dont even know how to be here
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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