Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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