goodnight i made you a song goodbye
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Randomize
