i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Non-Jews are for practice
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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