.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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