so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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