I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He has the fingertips of a God
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