So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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