I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
This is the high leading the old right now
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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