You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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