got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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