I molested 6 butterflies tonight
tell your sister to shave her snatch
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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