i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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