butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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