If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Randomize
